vrishkin:

shuraiya:

egobus:

dionysus and apollo have quickly become two of my favourite greek gods 

so I looked them up and I found my new favourite picture 

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look at their faces 

look at how fucking drunk dionysus is 

look at apollo 

look at his face

so judgmental 

i love it 

LKJALSSLKKLKDCMSC 

ANGRYDUMPLING 

I’M LIKE ANGRY CRY LAUGHING AT THIS I JUST CAN’T

Apollo is awesome.

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3 days ago // 19,339 notes

flowerpixies:

urbancatfitters:

heeheehaahaahoohoo:

in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.

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we´ve been found out

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1 week ago // 100,438 notes

mrpunchinello:

abstractbody:

abstractbody:

do you think artists in the middle ages had sketchbooks?

whenever im looking at art like in the renaissance period, its always glorious finished paintings

i want to see what they drew in math class

never
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fucking
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mind
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so it’s pretty much like my sketchbooks

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1 week ago // 17,637 notes
theteacupsecrets:

HAHAHAH
bilvum:

freesamuel:



I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
 He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

no mom

mom no

NO


art history jokes are the best jokes


looks like we got a badass over here
nodamncatnodamncradle:

Can we all take a minute and appreciate that hundreds of years ago a person poured hours of hard work into painting cherubs making human fart bubbles. 
arthistorycq:

demonagerie:

Staatsbibliothek Bamberg Msc.Bibl.140, f. 23r (locusts). Apokalypse und Evangelistar (‘Bamberger Apokalypse’). Reichenau, ca. 1010.

This manuscript needs no comment on how awesome it is. It speaks for itself… Wow.
tush:

My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.
nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

smalltownbigguy:

in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful. 

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2 weeks ago // 31,360 notes
steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST